i finally remembered 4/13
all I need now is horns 38D
Just a reminder that Aradia has a canon voice.
I don’t care if it’s canon, it’s beautiful.
WE FOUND A KITTEN STUCK IN THE UNDERCARRIAGE OF THE NEIGHBORS CAR ITS NAME IS KARKAT
homestuck → favorite characters [6/?]
theres all sorts of stuff i suddenly knew about the game when i became this orange feathery asshole i am fuckin filthy with wisdom its sick
also started on the vriskas
When will Jade stop being evil?
4 frames of humanstuck on bike
still clumsy? i lose patience too fast but it’s good to go back to Flash after so many years :D
Rose Lalonde isn’t a pillar of ice. She’s a glacier.
When Rose is upset, you don’t see it. She doesn’t show it to anyone, you see. Anger or mild irritation? Yes, certainly. But sadness? Unhappiness, despair? No, those are hers, sealed beneath a wall of stiff upper lip and practicality. So when cracks appear in the glacier you don’t see them because they don’t happen on the surface first, they begin buried deep within the remnants of a frozen ocean chilled over by logic and an eternity of cocooning herself in a passive-aggressive attitude.
When you finally see the effects of despair or depression on the face of Rose Lalonde you do not see elegant tears, you see the entire wall of ice as it slips into the goddamn ocean and you get frighteningly catastrophic results.
oh im sorry that was the sound of my heART BREAKING
the emotion in this is so beautiful and heartwrenching
paired with the words oh my god i cant
if the trolls won their game, this is how i think their worship as gods would be like
The Maid: prayed to for longer summers and shorter winters
The Page: prayed to for speed
The Mage: prayed to for insight of the future
The Knight: prayed to for protection
The Rogue: prayed to for matters of the heart
The Sylph: prayed to for fertility
The Seer: prayed to for knowledge
The Thief: prayed to for luck
The Heir: prayed to for strength
The Bard: prayed to for miracles
The Prince: prayed to for hope
The Witch: prayed to for health
elusive gods always depicted as children, all very different from each other, and even seen as 12 aspects of one being
like in asoiaf aha
My new headcanon is that trolls aren’t some weird pseudo-mammalian half-insect hybrid species, they’re mimics. Like bee flies and that one caterpillar that looks like a snake. Seeing as they’re a conquering race, and have apparently had access to space flight since FOREVER, probs they originated on a planet where a semi-humanoid mammalian species was the dominant lifeform, and trolls were outnumbered. Gradually, over millions of years, they adapted themselves to look sort of like that species, in order to keep from being eaten or killed, and eventually grew powerful/technologically advanced enough to eradicate said semi-humanoid species and become the dominant lifeforms themselves.
I think that explains things like trolls having secondary sex characteristics despite being able to reproduce regardless of sex, and having notable gendered expressions and mannerisms, also despite no apparent difference in reproductive abilities.
Probs someone else came up with this first but w/e.