Guys w long hair who do really cute things with it like french braids make me incredibly happy
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
don’t listen to this lmao i hECKED UP THE ORDER SO BAD
heres the list
• Your name and username.
• Where you’re from.
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
• Choose a book and read a passage from it.
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
THSI IS THE CUTEST THING IVE HEARD ALL YEAR
Princess Barn Owls repeat pattern I whipped up for my blog. Free to use but I’d appreciate credit!
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
I’m a girl and everyday i smELL LIKE MOTHERFUCKING OLD SPICE SWAG CAUSE THAT SHIT BE THE SWAGGIEST OF SWAGGITY
"i want a cartoon created by a woman!"
"I want a story with a sizable cast of great women!"
"I want a show with fat representation!"
"i want a story with POC representation!"
"i want a show-"
i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING
inspired by this post
THIS IS CHANGING MY LIFE
the correct plural form of ‘fish’ is ‘hella fish’
Mizuiro no Hitomi
the one on the left won the costume contest (his wife made it, & he was so sweet, he invited his wife up on the floor when he won & gave her that credit)
the guy on the right—- those little wings were like an air pump system i think??? (they moved) or at least looked to function like one. bc his was a closed dome
coolest dudes ever
totally prepared to travel into steampunk themed space on their ridiculous brass plated fantasy rockets
jay drew pretty flowers on my hand uwu
she drew hearts on mine, with the silver and the gold pen. both of which i now own too
holy fuck it’s a gradient goat
one may even say
NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
A STRANDBEEST GOD FUCKING BLESS I LOVE THESE THINGS AND THE CRAZY GOD-COMPLEX GUY WHO MAKES THEM