fanonurl:

Guys w long hair who do really cute things with it like french braids make me incredibly happy

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent


ARTIST:
TRACK: VOICE MEME
ALBUM:

paniniprince:

don’t listen to this lmao i hECKED UP THE ORDER SO BAD

heres the list

• Your name and username.

• Where you’re from.

• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

• What do you call gym shoes?

• What do you call your grandparents?

• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

• Choose a book and read a passage from it.

• Do you think you have an accent?

• Be a wizard or a vampire?

• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

THSI IS THE CUTEST THING IVE HEARD ALL YEAR

syberstudies:

Princess Barn Owls repeat pattern I whipped up for my blog. Free to use but I’d appreciate credit!

thatoneoboegirl:

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

I’m a girl and everyday i smELL LIKE MOTHERFUCKING OLD SPICE SWAG CAUSE THAT SHIT BE THE SWAGGIEST OF SWAGGITY

(Source: actualtendochoi)

merrybudgie:

"i want a cartoon created by a woman!" 

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"I want a story with a sizable cast of great women!"

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"I want a show with fat representation!"

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"i want a story with POC representation!"

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"i want a show-"

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(Source: dorkybudgie)

mspaintadventuring:

i want there to be a really awesome rebellious “strong and silent” anime character and later it is revealed that it’s not that they’re mysterious or cool tHEY JUST DON’T SPEAK A WORD OF JAPANESE AND THEY HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE IS SAYING

(Source: willurl)


ARTIST:
TRACK: helo would you like some of this hot choclety milk
ALBUM:

sweet-bitsy:

thepurpleredwagon:

inspired by this post

THIS IS CHANGING MY LIFE

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

the correct plural form of ‘fish’ is ‘hella fish’

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: causally-archive)

iilokisses:

theeeeesssseee guysssssss
the one on the left won the costume contest (his wife made it, & he was so sweet, he invited his wife up on the floor when he won & gave her that credit)
the guy on the right—- those little wings were like an air pump system i think??? (they moved) or at least looked to function like one. bc his was a closed dome

coolest dudes ever

totally prepared to travel into steampunk themed space on their ridiculous brass plated fantasy rockets

iilokisses:

jay drew pretty flowers on my hand uwu

she drew hearts on mine, with the silver and the gold pen. both of which i now own too

foxycritter:

holy fuck it’s a gradient goat

one may even say

a goatient

poisonous-faygo:

180mph:

sexhaver:

aliciasaidwhaaat:

beckyangelix:

frustgaytion:

 

NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.

Too fucking spider like.

me on my way to ah fuck it

lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl

I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.

A STRANDBEEST GOD FUCKING BLESS I LOVE THESE THINGS AND THE CRAZY GOD-COMPLEX GUY WHO MAKES THEM

(Source: tibets)